Perez Hilton – agoraphobe!


I used to employ Mario (aka Perez Hilton) back in the day

I would send him out to events but he would come back saying: “OMG! I couldn’t get anything out of anyone! They wouldn’t talk to me! They had nothing to say!”

But strangely a website called pagesixsixsix would have all of this catty gossip about the event. It wouldn’t have scoop or news or anything – just mean lascivious banter about how ugly or gay people at the event were.

I took me about 3 weeks to figure out that Mario was posting to his own website before I fired his ass. He was so unattractive at the time and just plain mean.

Since then, Perez has admitted he got nervous talking to celebrities but none of that has changed!

He sits at home and throws daggers from a couch! When will readers understand that only the magazines (and just a few) actually have people out in the field digging up the gossip

Get better dish y’all!

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