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Sometimes I go to Hollywood bars and set up my laptop and just transcribe what the celebrities are saying.

I did this once with Matthew Mc- Conna- hey hey at the outside bar at the Chateau Marmont on Sunset.

It was like 3 in the morning and he was just talking my ear off about all the girls he slept with, late night sexy naked basketball games with his roommate Cole Hauser, and how Tequila was his best friend. So I was like, “Dude! One second.” I whipped out my laptop and pretended I was sending an email. (This was before everyone had blackberries or email on their phones)

Just thought you might like to know that he loves men’s bodies. Sure he is straight and gives it to his baby’s mama, but there is always some man slapping going on on the side at Matt’s house. Which is on a street named with a “celestial” theme in an area named after something with a “Greek” theme in LA. Address! I know em all – ask for em and you shall get em. I knew a guy that used to run a website where he not only gave u the home addressed of the stars, he would put a little blinky light next to them if they were home. Creepy!

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